From the Lab: Complicated Syrup (trademark!)

Jalapeno_in_S_Deerfield_-_550The joint R&D teams from Will’s Taproom and fellow local establishment Trina’z Diggz have developed Complicated Syrup (trademark!), a breakthrough new cocktail ingredient using a secret in-house process to extract jalapeno juices and combine them with a sucrose solution.  The ingredient will be hereafter utilized and marketed under the name Complicated Syrup (trademark!).  Said Complicated Syrup co-creator Forty Friday, “Wow, Will, you are really not letting go of the ‘Complicated Syrup’ moniker.”  Nope.  Complicated Syrup (trademark!).